Mr & Mrs Twit

                   Mr & Mrs Twit

Mr Twit is a hairy person. He keeps the most stickiest glue in his garden shed. He also puts the glue on the Old oak tree in his backyard for bird pie every Wednesday. Mr Twit  has a very big beard to, on his face and he also keeps lots of old food. So when he's hungry he just licks and something always comes out of it. EW. Now for Mrs Twit well I hate to break it to you but she's WORSE. She "Thinks" that she was getting the shrinks but obviously that's not a real thing!! But anyway! She's a disgusting slob like Mr Twit to BUT she cooks the bird pie and skins the birds like YUCK! They also HATE animals and they also keep Monkeys in cages. Mr Twit wanted to have boy pie when the boys came and sat on the tree, Poor things!

Both Twits have nasty things but they both play nasty tricks on each other. Mrs Twit also has a glass eye, She once put it in Mr Twits glass of beer and he got a surprise! Now Mr Twit wants to have a "Monkey Circus" so he made his 4 monkeys stand upside down for days and days.